Computer Mysticism

Last weekend I installed two different versions of Windows on two computers. One was a brand-new PC I built myself, and one was an HP that needed a reinstall. One needed a VPN connection to the MIT network to validate. The other one needed to have its proprietary drivers backed up and restored.

There’s a certain magic to computers when you start getting into the low-level stuff. I don’t mean programming-wise. Reinstalling Windows is more of a mystical art than a straightforward process.

Ancient forum tomes are filled with archaic tutorials. Software is a moving target, and complex formulas and hacks are prone to break down over time.

But even worse is the amount of superstition that gets poured into computer maintenance. Each user has rituals that they are convinced ward off errors. Actually, we see this in all sort of technology usage; people have rites designed to improve buffering speed, battery life, and disk readability. I know a group of people who have a running joke that involves standing on one foot when doing any complex computer maintenance to make it work.

The reclusive Linux alchemists mix their own potions (disdaining the draughts pushed by the shops in town), but use indecipherable notation in their recipes. Elixirs are delicate brews, and the average person doesn’t have the same instincts that let alchemists be productive.

Yet after going through the ordeal of reinstalling Windows or constructing a computer from scratch (and having it work!), you have a lingering feeling of power. The minor incongruities and annoyances that plague modern software usage no longer make you feel helpless. You are an empowered user, able to conquer any confounding roadblock. You may not be a mage, but you aren’t completely powerless under the whims of the wizards in the grand Corporate Tower.

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